Quotes by the British Husband

Since I have essentially no life right now besides vying for the World’s Worst Housewife title, I thought I’d garnish my role by posting some of my favorite quotes from C., a.k.a. the British Husband:

“I like my women like I like my coffee–earthy, full-bodied, and just slightly bitter.”

On Murphy the cat’s loss of his manlihood:
“Well he couldn’t carry on having testicles.”

In response to my concern about being alone and bored in the house with double chocolate cookies:
“Just have a nice cup of tea instead.”

On me inquiring about an open window during a cold, blustery rain storm:
“Well we should enjoy the elements!”  (Note verb.  No, really.  Note the verb.)

On me not using my fork and knife in the proper British way:
“We need to get you into finishing school…but maybe we’ll try a starting school first.”

2 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. David Halliday (@d_halliday)
    Sep 09, 2013 @ 12:40:29

    The cup of tea is of prime importance…


    • taramoyle
      Sep 09, 2013 @ 20:25:51

      I haven’t forgotten about the cup of tea David! Colin is trying to educate the barbarians but they’re very busy honking their horns and making Superbowl bets.

      Might be more from this end in the near future–I’ve been thinking of doing a spin-off blog–Faux New Jersey Housewife. (Parody of The Real New Jersey Housewives.) Must infiltrate the nail salons….

      Hope all’s well on your end with your apt. and at Essence! Colin says you love it.


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